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The Grinch is Running for Office!

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Sharing some breaking news from the Children’s Theatre Company. Wear green to support the Grinch for office…or don’t. I’m thinking I’ll wait until his heart grows three sizes before he gets my vote!

“And the more I thought of the Who-Christmas-Sing, the more I thought, I must stop this whole thing! Why for fifty-three years I’ve put up with it now! I MUST stop Christmas from coming! …But HOW? Then I got an idea! An awful idea! I, THE GRINCH, GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! As Election Day is two weeks away, I will run for office to stop Christmas Day!”
He challenges all politicians, in any office, at any level to a debate on this extremely important issue.
Numerous endorsements have poured in for The Grinch, including: Ebenezer Scrooge, the Abominable Snowman, Mr. Oogie Boogie, Scut Farkas, the Heat Miser, Spike (the Gremlin) and Old Man Potter.
His stance on key issues, story and all political updates are located at teamgrinch.com.
SOURCE: Team Grinch Headquarters, Children’s Theatre Company, 2400 Third Ave S, Minneapolis, MN
REQUESTS: Requests for appearances, debates with other candidates and interviews can be directed to Campaign Manager, Max the Dog at 612.872.5110.

 

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  1. He’d probably do a better job than whoever is in office now.

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